Charlie Chaplin , once said " the most important thing in a man is his sense of humour". But I guess the joke ran out for him , as he had too many wives.
I read this week , a joke is shift in your thinking path .
Getting one to start thinking on one path, then with with the punchline changing the direction.
You think, because you have a gap in knowledge and we aspire to seek the the missing.
God ....As he is all known, does not need to think and therefore has no sense of humour .
Did you see how it works ?
29 January 2010
Hmm
Here is a question to you .
You have two cups of equal size . One has oil and the other has vinegar.
If you take a spoonful of oil and first put it to the cup with vinegar.
Then take a spoon full of the mixture and put it back to the cup with the oil.
Which is more? The vinegar percentage in the cup of oil or the oil percentage in the cup full of vinegar
Well friends , the answer is , both are the same.
(Assuming x ml of oil was first displaced
Assume second time when you take the spoon full , assume the mixture had y ml vinegar
Which means y ml of oil is left in the in the cup full of vinegar
Therefore (x-y ) ml of oil has been moved back from the cup full vinegar. Thus there is y ml of vinegar in the cup to oil.
(It actually does not matter how well you mix .)
Remember this in the coming days when the elections are announced , when the election-porn get hits to web sites , sell papers , dominate FB statuses and keeps us entertained.
You have two cups of equal size . One has oil and the other has vinegar.
If you take a spoonful of oil and first put it to the cup with vinegar.
Then take a spoon full of the mixture and put it back to the cup with the oil.
Which is more? The vinegar percentage in the cup of oil or the oil percentage in the cup full of vinegar
Well friends , the answer is , both are the same.
(Assuming x ml of oil was first displaced
Assume second time when you take the spoon full , assume the mixture had y ml vinegar
Which means y ml of oil is left in the in the cup full of vinegar
Therefore (x-y ) ml of oil has been moved back from the cup full vinegar. Thus there is y ml of vinegar in the cup to oil.
(It actually does not matter how well you mix .)
Remember this in the coming days when the elections are announced , when the election-porn get hits to web sites , sell papers , dominate FB statuses and keeps us entertained.
24 January 2010
Pilgrimage
The ancient one sits
in the gloom
winding road to the peak
lined by twinklings
unfolding the path
in the gloom
winding road to the peak
lined by twinklings
unfolding the path
Never ending gloom
Never ending steps
The gentle scent of Arabic perfume , of spices
hang on the leaves near Nalla Thanni
The clink of roman coins in small purses
pride of an empire
follow you each step of the climb
Echoes of “Saadhu” chants
from ago
surround you
haunting you
with the secreted
sighs of peasants,
cries of mothers ,
the wisdom of old men,
tales of kings
who passed by through
the valley of time
Never ending chants
Never ending steps
Never ending steps
In the waft floats
whispers of an ocean far away
said to the sands awaiting the waves
The breeze smells of butterflies
Sweet smell from their breath
lightness from their wings
from their journey to the peak
to perish at sunset
Yet
no butterflies in sight
for they do not travel in the night
It is the pilgrims
who climb swathed in moon shade
It always has been
to reach the small shrine
atop
to catch the first rays
of the day
Nothing more
Never ending pilgrims
Never ending steps
whispers of an ocean far away
said to the sands awaiting the waves
The breeze smells of butterflies
Sweet smell from their breath
lightness from their wings
from their journey to the peak
to perish at sunset
Yet
no butterflies in sight
for they do not travel in the night
It is the pilgrims
who climb swathed in moon shade
It always has been
to reach the small shrine
atop
to catch the first rays
of the day
Nothing more
Never ending pilgrims
Never ending steps
21 January 2010
Even she fumbles
My 7 year old ( going to be 8, as she puts it) and I were talking today about Haiti . The devastation and all that.
How mother nature posesses the power to create and destroy. Then she turns to me and says "may be she did not mean to".
And goes on to ellaborate "may be she did not mean to, may be it was an accident" . Then concludes in a sage tone " it happens to girls , you know"
Amidst the chuckles in my heart, and that particular pride and plesant surprise that a parent feels when you are caught off guard like this, I was thinking, that she has a point.
Then it got complecated , as always because she threw a curve ball at me
"do you think it happens to God too, does she have accidents too?"
What say you ?
How mother nature posesses the power to create and destroy. Then she turns to me and says "may be she did not mean to".
And goes on to ellaborate "may be she did not mean to, may be it was an accident" . Then concludes in a sage tone " it happens to girls , you know"
Amidst the chuckles in my heart, and that particular pride and plesant surprise that a parent feels when you are caught off guard like this, I was thinking, that she has a point.
Then it got complecated , as always because she threw a curve ball at me
"do you think it happens to God too, does she have accidents too?"
What say you ?
16 January 2010
Dosvedanya mio bambino
You know sometimes, there is a song.
With a haunting melody and lyrics that stick in your head for days and every time
you listen to it , it seems to mean different array of things.
Arouse different sets of feelings . And suddenly everywhere you look seems to relate to it .
From the people you talk to day in day out . To the random people that pass by you , at walkways .
Then you realize the song relates to some aspects of you too.
This is week this was that song
The Samovara is full of tea
You stare unblinkingly at me
While your car waits in the freezing rain
I know your soul calls Moscow
home
But your heart belongs to Rome
So for years, I've followed you in vain
But all, will you ever know what you are?
Dosvedanya mio bambino
Dosvedanya mio bambino
There is a place where only you alone go
There is a world that only you alone know
Along an endless balcony
Above the Adriatic Sea
I try to storm the Kremlin of your heart
In Florence, we were on the mend
But that Mazurka had to end
We missed the naked trees of Gorky Park
But all, will you ever know what you've lost?
Dosvedanya mio bambino
Dosvedanya mio bambino
There is a place where only you alone go
There is a world that only you alone know
But all, will you ever know what you have?
Dosvedanya mio bambino
Dosvedanya mio bambino
There is a place where only you alone go
There is a world that only you alone know
I heard you finally settled down,
in a warm Italian town
So I took the train to see you there
Your wife is sweet and you're well fed
Your daughter, tucked away in bed
Still you looked at me with great despair
I hear snow is falling
............on Red Square
You stare unblinkingly at me
While your car waits in the freezing rain
I know your soul calls Moscow
home
But your heart belongs to Rome
So for years, I've followed you in vain
But all, will you ever know what you are?
Dosvedanya mio bambino
Dosvedanya mio bambino
There is a place where only you alone go
There is a world that only you alone know
Along an endless balcony
Above the Adriatic Sea
I try to storm the Kremlin of your heart
In Florence, we were on the mend
But that Mazurka had to end
We missed the naked trees of Gorky Park
But all, will you ever know what you've lost?
Dosvedanya mio bambino
Dosvedanya mio bambino
There is a place where only you alone go
There is a world that only you alone know
But all, will you ever know what you have?
Dosvedanya mio bambino
Dosvedanya mio bambino
There is a place where only you alone go
There is a world that only you alone know
I heard you finally settled down,
in a warm Italian town
So I took the train to see you there
Your wife is sweet and you're well fed
Your daughter, tucked away in bed
Still you looked at me with great despair
I hear snow is falling
............on Red Square
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